its monday tomorrow why does this keep happening 

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Title: Cornerstone (acoustic)
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Played: 6983 times

“Until you’re about the age of twenty, you read everything, and you like it simply because you are reading it. Then between twenty and thirty you pick what you want, and you read the best, you read all the great works. After that you sit and wait for them to be written. But you know, the least known, the least famous writers, they are the better ones.” — Rest in peace, Gabriel García Márquez. (via theatlantic)




i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake


i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

Title: Only Ones Who Know (acoustic)
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Played: 357161 times



Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her